Best One Liners

If you drop a white glove into the mud, the glove will get muddy but the mud will never get glovey.

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

he has the hops ( jumping ability ).

I shot three shy thrushes.

By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.