Best One Liners
If you drop a white glove into the mud, the glove will get muddy but the mud will never get glovey.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
he has the hops ( jumping ability ).
I shot three shy thrushes.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.